Harold Camping's religious group claimed Armagedon was coming in May 21st 2011...he said he was "Flabbergasted" it didn't happen and said that it was a "spritual judgement day" and the end would occur on October 21st 2011......so I will see you all in Hell.
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Christian group claims Armagedon on Friday 21st October....don't plan your weekend!!
by Witness 007 inharold camping's religious group claimed armagedon was coming in may 21st 2011...he said he was "flabbergasted" it didn't happen and said that it was a "spritual judgement day" and the end would occur on october 21st 2011......so i will see you all in hell.
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Ban Sisters from wearing pants/slacks!!! Why? Who "wears the pants" at the hall?
by Witness 007 inin 1979 my mum was studying and came to the meeting in a womens suit with pants/slacks.
she was told by her teacher not to wear pants to the meetings only dresses.
well, my mother never wore pants again....ever!
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Lilbluekitty - What scriptures could they qoute you regarding pants???
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Ban Sisters from wearing pants/slacks!!! Why? Who "wears the pants" at the hall?
by Witness 007 inin 1979 my mum was studying and came to the meeting in a womens suit with pants/slacks.
she was told by her teacher not to wear pants to the meetings only dresses.
well, my mother never wore pants again....ever!
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In 1979 my mum was studying and came to the meeting in a womens suit with pants/slacks. She was told by her teacher not to wear pants to the meetings only dresses. Well, my mother NEVER WORE PANTS AGAIN....EVER! Thats why today she is a fine upstanding anionted one.
So, how does this ban work in freezing cold countries? WE had a sister wear pants under her skirt during winter.
Is this A Rutherford thing? Are these Sisters challenging male authority with pants...."Who wears the pants" at the Kingdumb hall?
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"Religion is the Opium of the People..." isn't this just so true?
by Witness 007 inkarl marks 1844 used these words.. i meet alot of witnesses who have a glazed look in there eyes talking about one day being in "paradise" and having a pet lamb and lion.....an elder who is extremely jolly and enthusiastic about the truth, told me against doctors orders regarding his pnumonia he will keep pioneering this month???
?....religious people are just hooked on this drug that makes them feel better about death and suffering..
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Karl Marks 1844 used these words.
I meet alot of Witnesses who have a glazed look in there eyes talking about one day being in "paradise" and having a pet lamb and Lion.....an Elder who is EXTREMELY jolly and enthusiastic about the Truth, told me against Doctors orders regarding his Pnumonia he will keep Pioneering this month????....religious people are just hooked on this drug that makes them feel better about death and suffering.
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Dumb ass family moved in next door with autistic kid JEHOOVER HELP!
by Witness 007 infirst off i have no problem with the kid......his mum though is a dumb sh#t country trash kinda gal, just moved in.
right now i'm in my bedroom being blasted by 80's music.
she put a stereo in her tin shed which is next to our bedrooms, so her autistic kid can play loud music...or should i say, same f#cking song over and over again.
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Sorry for my first post here I get alittle "Mel Gibson" after afew drinks....so I went a couple times to see my next door, not home, told her mum I'll catch her later, so tonite she comes over all scared standing a half mile away {I'm a big man .....but kind!!} I explain using my "Witness" tactfulness the story. Amazingly she says "OH I'll make sure he turns it down..." I say well you haven't done that up till now so....I give her the CD walkman...she seems taken back "no you dont have to" "Well maybe he will use this instead..." She starts negotiating "what times CAN he play loud music" I'm like, no, at no time. I'm a shift worker so now Im on nightshift. Who gives you the right to blast your next door with music.....how would she like my porn movies being blasted out the window.....anyhow she said she would get the stereo back inside the house so I hope to Allah she does.
My boss has complained I'm nodding off at work so my job is on the line.....thats why I got so angry. Sorry I love you all!
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Eden =Why did Satan use a snake? Was Eve a dumb blonde....how could she?
by Witness 007 inif satan came down to eden and said...."hi there, i'm one of jehovahs angels...wanna try this fruit?
" would have worked.
i mean eve could have said regarding the snake...."okay for the last 100 years no animals here talked, except for adams parrot which calls him a "pretty boy" so i may have to talk to jehover about this....i mean everlasting life in paradise or......munch on this apple.....hmmmm i dont know, it looks yummy.
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Yes Pams girl but a smart lovley blonde like you would say....."one nice apple or everlasting paradise??? Hmmmm Hmmmmm I think i'll take number 2."
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Abraham convinces Jehovah not to blow up Sodom....why is God such an Angry Bastard who needs advice?
by Witness 007 inin genesis jehovah tells abraham he's going to nuke sodom off the map, but the more reasonable then god abraham says "please jehovah do not get hot with anger with me, but what if three men who are good ae found in sodom....." etc etc.
so here we have a god being given good, merciful advice from his servant abraham.....personally i would rather worship abraham, praise his holy name...jehovah can burn in hell!!!!
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In Genesis Jehovah tells Abraham he's going to nuke Sodom off the map, but the MORE REASONABLE THEN GOD Abraham says "Please Jehovah do not get hot with anger with me, but what if three men who are good ae found in Sodom....." etc etc. So here we have a GOD being given good, merciful advice from his servant Abraham.....personally I would rather worship Abraham, Praise his holy name...Jehovah can burn in HELL!!!!!
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Eden =Why did Satan use a snake? Was Eve a dumb blonde....how could she?
by Witness 007 inif satan came down to eden and said...."hi there, i'm one of jehovahs angels...wanna try this fruit?
" would have worked.
i mean eve could have said regarding the snake...."okay for the last 100 years no animals here talked, except for adams parrot which calls him a "pretty boy" so i may have to talk to jehover about this....i mean everlasting life in paradise or......munch on this apple.....hmmmm i dont know, it looks yummy.
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If Satan came down to Eden and said...."Hi there, I'm one of Jehovahs angels...wanna try this fruit?" Would have worked. I mean Eve could have said regarding the snake...."Okay for the last 100 years no animals here talked, except for Adams Parrot which calls him a "pretty boy" so I may have to talk to Jehover about this....I mean everlasting life in paradise OR......munch on this Apple.....hmmmm I dont Know, it looks yummy." How DUMB!
And Adam who was older. Should he have said "Right so you ate from the only friggin tree Jehovah said not too.....Damn it women we have a good gig here! Okay, let me fix this.....JEHOVEER, JEHOOVER ARE YOU THERE...Oh of course he is, he knows all.....so why didn't he stop his child Eve from eating the fruit...I have a headache.."
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Dumb ass family moved in next door with autistic kid JEHOOVER HELP!
by Witness 007 infirst off i have no problem with the kid......his mum though is a dumb sh#t country trash kinda gal, just moved in.
right now i'm in my bedroom being blasted by 80's music.
she put a stereo in her tin shed which is next to our bedrooms, so her autistic kid can play loud music...or should i say, same f#cking song over and over again.
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Sorry for using the word retard to descibe the mum I had some drinks and was mad on Sunday.
However I dont understand this woman when I complain about the noise sort of shruggs her shoulders and says "he's autistic"...she told me her husband just left her because "he could'nt handle it anymore..." I can smpathize with him. ALL kids need rules, do you let them take matches and light small brush fires...because "their autistic?"no. Is it so hard for her to move the stereo inside.
P.S woke me up again today...I'm dead tired here at work.
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Dumb ass family moved in next door with autistic kid JEHOOVER HELP!
by Witness 007 infirst off i have no problem with the kid......his mum though is a dumb sh#t country trash kinda gal, just moved in.
right now i'm in my bedroom being blasted by 80's music.
she put a stereo in her tin shed which is next to our bedrooms, so her autistic kid can play loud music...or should i say, same f#cking song over and over again.
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First off I have no problem with the kid......his mum though is a dumb sh#t country trash kinda gal, just moved in. Right now I'm in my bedroom being blasted by 80's music. She put a stereo in her tin shed which is next to our bedrooms, so her autistic kid can play loud music...or should I say, same F#cking song over and over again. Who's the retard I ask you? I bought him a small stereo and CD Walkman and I will give it to her and confront her AGAIN tommorow. Last two times she said "Yeah, sorry bout that, have a nice day!!!!"
Getting angry is no good since we will be living next door to each other for many years to come. Suggestions? Have you had an crap nieghbour?